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		<title>Guyanese Proverbs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proverbs Meanings 1. All cassava get same skin but all nah taste same way. Though people may look alike because of their mode of dress, they are different in their ways. 2. Baby who ah cry ah house and ah door ah same thing. The same manner in which you treats your child, you should [...]]]></description>
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<td style="text-align: center;" width="50%"><span style="color: navy;"><strong>Proverbs</strong></span></td>
<td style="text-align: center;" width="50%"><span style="color: navy;"><strong>Meanings</strong></span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">1. All cassava        get same skin but all nah taste same way. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Though people        may look alike because of their mode of dress, they are different in their        ways.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">2. Baby who        ah cry ah house and ah door ah same thing.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The same manner        in which you treats your child, you should treat another&#8217;s.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">3. Belly full        behind drunk.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">After you        have eaten and drunken much you tend to become lazy.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">4. Big tree        fall down, goat bite he leaf.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When a great        man falls, he is no longer feared and respected.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">5. Bush get        ears and dutty get tongue.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes        you think that what you do or say nobody sees or hears, but yet your secrets        are known.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">6. Cat foot        soft but he ah scratch bad.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some people        may seem friendly and understanding but to your surprise it is not really        so.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">7. Cuss when        yuh ah guh, nah wheh yuh ah come out.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You must not        curse the place that you have come from, because sometime in the future        you may have to return there.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">8. Contrary        breeze ah mek crow and eagle light on one line.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When there        is trouble, enemies are sometimes forced to get together to solve problems.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">9. Cow deh        a pasture he nah remember seh dog and butcher deh till he see am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes        when you think you are safe, danger is lurking nearby.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">10. Cat a        ketch rat, but he a teef he massa fish.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Good and evil        come from the same source.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">11. Clath        ah easy fuh dutty but hard fuh wash.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Having achieved        a goal, it is difficult to retain it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">12. Dah mouth        dat man tek fuh court woman, ah de same mouth he ah tek an put she ah door.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When a man        is courting a woman, he is very concerned, kind and considerate, but when        the novelty of the relationship is over, he finds faults and is unkind.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">13. Don&#8217;t        mind how bird vex, it can&#8217;t vex with tree.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It does not        matter if you are annoyed with conditions at work, you have to return to        your job. Similarly, although you may be frustrated with the situation in        your homeland, you may still have to return to it. </span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">14. Dog buy        rum, cow drink am, hog in sty get drunk.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A matter may        not concern someone, yet he or she gets involved.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">15. Every        rope gat two ends.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Every story        has two sides.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">16. Every        fowl feed pon he own craw.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Everybody        has to learn and find out what is good for himself or herself.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">17. Every        best friend get a next best friend.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Your secrets        are spread from best friend to best friend to best friend.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">18. Every        bush a man night time.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Things seem        worse than they really are when we are afraid.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">19. Fish ah        deh ah watah but nah ah dam tap.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">There are        places where you can play an important part, but here are other places where        you can be insignificant.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">20. Fish ah        play ah sea, he nah know watah ah boil fuh am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes        when you are enjoying yourself, unknown to you, trouble is brewing in the        background.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">21. Fish and        cast-net nah friend. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In life it        is difficult for you to relate to someone who may be unfriendly or hostile.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">22. Good gubby        nah ah float ah tap.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Good things        do not come easily.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">23. Hungry        nah know bam-by.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you have        a need, you grasp at everything that fulfills it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">24. If yuh        finger get sore, nah tek am and throw way.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A member of        your family may turn delinquent but that does not mean that you must disown        him or refuse to help him.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">25. If yuh        eye nah see, yuh mouth nah must talk.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You must see        for yourself before you talk.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">26. If cow-man        pass wild meat whah mek me must pick up am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You should        not go against the decision or choice of a person you feel is qualified        to make the right choice.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">27. It nah        good to shove yuh foot in every stocking.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You should        not try to position yourself everywhere or in everything. </span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">28. If me        bin know always deh behind de door.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">We are quick        to use ignorance as an excuse for our mistakes.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">29. If yuh        nah get wing, nah ah guh a bird sport.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you feel        that you do not belong somewhere you should not go there. Also, if you are        unable to do something, you should not do it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">30. If dutty        ah deh ah roof tap, yuh barrel ah catch am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Children learn        bad habits from their parents.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">31. If oil        ah float watah deh ah battam.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A little evidence        can tell the whole story.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">32. If yuh        plant plantain yuh can&#8217;t reap cassava.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You reap what        you sow.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">33. If trousers        say massah teef, yuh can&#8217;t doubt am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If someone        close to you says something about you it is most likely true.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">34. Lil finger        point to de big thumb and sey nah guh.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Those who        are leading can see the danger ahead and are in a position to give advice.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">35. Lil boy        nah climb ladder to turn big man.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Only time        can make you what you will be. </span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">36. Lil ah        sick, big a get better. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you are        small you are insignificant, but when you become big you are strong and        important.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">37. Man strength        deh ah he hand, woman strength deh a she mouth. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It is assumed        that a woman talks very much, but a man talks less and quickly resorts to        violence.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">38. Mouth        cut trousers nah ah fit Massa.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What you boast        about yourself may not necessarily be true.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">39. Macaw        ask parrot if mango ripe, he say one, one.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You should        not tell everything. Room should be left to others to find out some things        for themselves.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">40. Moon ah        run till daylight ketch am. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You may think        that you are getting away with your misdeeds, but one day you will be caught.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">41. Nah all        who guh a church house ah guh fuh pray.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It is not        everything you must take at face value.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">42. Nah tek        yuh mattie eye fuh see.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">See for yourself        and form your own conclusions instead of relying on the reports of others.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">43. Nah one        time a fire mek peas boil.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some things        take a long time to be completed.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">44. Nah because        dog ah play with yuh he nah bite yuh.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some people        talk kindly to you but they are capable of hurting you.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">45. Nah every        crab hole get crab.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Things do        not always turn out to be what you expect them to be.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">46. Nah every        big head get sense.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If a person&#8217;s        head is big it is not necessarily brainy.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">47. Nah mind        how pumpkin vine run, he must dry up one day.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Every life        comes to an end sooner or later.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">48. Nah put        all two foot in river if yuh want see how he deep.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Do not jump        into a venture before you make sure that it is worthy.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">49. Nah everything        scholar know he learn from teacher.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In life you        learn from everybody and everything in the environment in which you find        yourself.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">50. Never        guh a store ah night fuh buy black cloth.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You must attempt        something only when all aspects seem clear.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">51. No good        carpenter does get good wuk bench.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you are        good at a job you are expected to perform just as well without the necessary        tools and support.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">52. Nobody        want dutty powder.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">People will        not respect you if you have a bad reputation.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">53. One man        money mek too much man cry.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes        when a person dies others will cry not so much in sorrow but in joy for        the expected inheritance.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">54. One kiss        nah done lips.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A source of        enjoyment is always available where it was once found.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">55. Orange        yellow but yuh nah know if he sweet.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You cannot        judge everything from the outside.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">56. Only knife        ah know whah in pumpkin belly.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Only after        experiencing trials and crises in life can a person&#8217;s true self be known.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">57. Rain ah        fall ah roof yuh put barrel fuh ketch am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">There is an        opportunity for everyone and you must try to grasp it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">58. Shame        face ah feel like cent ice.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you are        made to feel ashamed, you wish you could disappear from the public&#8217;s eye.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">59. Some pork-knockers        does only clear track fuh monkey run race.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some people        do all the hard work but others benefit in the end.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">60. Seven        years nah too much fuh wash speck off ah bird neck.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some people        will never change their ways and attitude.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">61. Slow fire        ah boil hard cow-heel.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you persevere        you can make great accomplishments.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">62. Tongue        nah gat teeth but he ah bite fuh true.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You can hurt        a person by what you say as if you literally bite him.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">63. Turtle        can&#8217;t walk if he nah push he head outa he shell.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In life you        cannot make any kind of progress if you do not take risks. Also, the first        steps must be made.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">64. Turtle        nah want trouble mek he walk with he house pon he back.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You should        be always prepared for disappointment or trouble.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">65. Too much        sit down ah bruck trousers.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lazy people        wear out their pants and get nothing done.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">66. The looks        ah de pudding is not de taste.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You should        not always take things by their looks.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">67. Vice nah        hurt but conscience ah hurt yuh.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Although you        tend to be ignored for the wrong things you do, you still have your conscience        to deal with.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">68. Vex nah        gat plaster fuh passion. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Vexation will        cure a problematic situation.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">69. Wasteful        man money ah guh like butter in de sun.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you waste        your money it would be finished very quickly.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">70. When man        mek heself sugar he mattie ah suck am.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes        when you make yourself too kind your friends and associates will take advantage. </span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">71. When yuh        buy ah dutty calico yuh gat fuh wear am till it tear.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you make        a decision you must be prepared to abide with the consequences.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">72. When yuh        play out all yuh trump cards yuh gat to lose till game done.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Giving up        your advantages places you in a losing position.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">73. When yuh        dead yuh nah sabee, and when yuh sabee yuh dead.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You spend        a lifetime trying to acquire knowledge and understanding, and when it seems        that all has been grasped, life ends.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">74. When man        done suck cane he dash peeling pan ground.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some people        make use of things and people and then carelessly discard them.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">75. When Mumma        dead family done.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When a mother        is around, she keeps the family together, but when she dies the members        of the family tend to scatter.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">76. When dog        hungry he ah nyam calabash.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">To fill a        need you make do with anything at hand.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">77. When gaulding        see fish he forget seh gun deh.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes        when you are enjoying yourself, unknown to you, trouble is brewing in the        background.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">78. When yuh        deh in bad luck wet paper self ah cut yuh.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A spell of        misfortune causes our whole outlook to be bleak. The smallest incident can        cause us to feel hurt.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">79. When water        throw away ah ground yuh can&#8217;t pick am up. </span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It is no use        crying over a mishap.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">80. When coconut        fall from tree he can&#8217;t fasten back.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some happenings        cannot be changed or reversed.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">81. When two        big bottle deh ah table lil one nah business deh.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When two powerful        people meet to discuss business, everybody else must know his place.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">82. Whah hurt        eye does mek nose run water.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When one member        of the family is hurt all others feel it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">83. When you        want fuh swim river yuh gat fuh plunge inside fuss.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You have to        take risks when you attempt new ventures. </span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">84. Yuh tel        tara and tara tell tara.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you tell        a friend a secret soon everyone knows because your friend will tell another        friend.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">85. Youth        nah ah weary but he ah fall down.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you are        young you carry much burden, but as you get old you can take on only little        responsibility.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">86. Yuh can&#8217;t        chew bone with gum.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you do        not have the necessary expertise or tools for a job, it is better not to        bother with it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">87. Yuh can&#8217;t        fatten cow fuh another man butcher.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">When you work        hard and achieve something in life, you are not happy if it is taken away        by others.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">88. Yuh can&#8217;t        drink mauby and belch beer.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you put        little effort in a task you can expect very little success.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">89. Yuh can&#8217;t        suck cane and blow whistle.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Do not try        to carry out two tasks at the same time.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">90. Yuh gat        fuh blow yuh nose where yuh stump yuh toe.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Some people        take out their anger on those who are nearby but have nothing to do with        it.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">91. One, one        dutty build dam.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Every little        bit adds up.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">92. Dance        a battam watch a tap</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">While enjoying        yourself look out for things that can threaten you.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">93. Never        cuss bridge that you cross</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Be grateful        for favors from anyone because someday you may need another. </span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">94. Monkey        dress e pickney till he spoil.</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Don&#8217;t try        to over do something, keep it simple.</span></td>
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<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">95. All skin        teeth nah laugh</span></td>
<td><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Just because        someone smiles with you doesn&#8217;t mean that you are friends. </span></td>
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		<title>Russel Brand &#8211; Ponderland</title>
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